Dear Baby

Dear baby,

So. You're a little late. We're ready for you, you know. You have clothes. Your room has been ready for weeks. We've read all the books. Frankly, we're getting a little bored. And the longer you wait, the more time I have to develop more anxieties about raising a new human being. Please consider coming soon, so all I have to worry about is diapers and crying. Thanks.

Love, 

Mommy